You know the old saying, “Imitation is the highest form of flattery”? Does anyone else think this is a crock of shit? There is nothing that irritates me more than a copycat; mimicking my mannerisms, behavior, hobbies, hairstyle, the way I talk, or opinions (once their own differing opinion was previously stated). So, I wanted to … More Flattery or F-ing Annoying?
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There are 6 things I take, religiously, every day of my life: Cayenne Ginger Lemon Juice Milk Thistle Evening Primrose Oil and the mother of all oils: Black Seed Oil Evening Primrose Oil is known to…
MacKenzie is obsessed with cats. We had a cat once, but it shit on the Christmas Tree skirt and I had to get rid of it. Plus, I was allergic. It wasn’t just the cat, though. We had a miniature pot belly pig that shat in the laundry room and all over our side yard, … More Catch a Cat
I apologize for the back-to-back bee posts, but it is that time of year! So bee patient… I promise I will throw a bit more variety into the mix, next post. If you can recall, I did a split of H1 last month. If you can’t recall, here is the link to –> Split – 21 … More Drone Genocide
For only beginning my blogging adventure a few short months ago, it came as a real surprise to be mentioned in Josh’s “What I Read On WP & Why” string. I have started following a lot of great bloggers due to Josh’s suggestions. To be held in those same regards is nothing short of moving. … More What I Read On WP & Why, Part 5…WP Strikes Back!
My bees are stuck up. They can be described as nothing short of what my dad likes to call “Upper Pithington Smithe”. I provide a stable, sturdy hive for them to call home. I fill their hive boxes with symmetrical frames, and measure them during each inspection for perfect width and “bee space”. I even … More Bobby Pins, Brad Nails, and Beer
When looking for a quick, healthy dinner to throw together for the family, I often turn to a variation of a Japanese fast-food favorite that I experienced during my time in Okinawa: a Teriyaki Chicken Bowl. The original dish was made with white rice, chicken, and broccoli florets, served in a bowl, all swimming in a … More Teriyaki Chicken Bowl – Minus the Bowl
On behalf of all dumbasses out there, I would like to accept this insignificant award of Dermatologist’s Worst Nightmare… I spent the past weekend with my mom down in Daytona Beach. Ready to soak up an extra dose of Vitamin D and get a nice little glow to my ashen white winter skin, I hit … More It’s Snowing Skin Flakes
During the summer months, I have the most glorious herb garden. Patio containers full of rosemary, thyme, sage, cilantro, basil, and chives, just to name a few, are steps away from my kitchen, begging to be thrown into my newest creation. During the winter months, however, the only herbs that remotely survive inside on the … More Drying Rosemary the Easy Way
This is “Spirit Week” at Kenzie’s Daycare. Why in the hell a daycare needs spirit, I don’t know. I am fairly certain that the six-month olds don’t give a shit if their room’s mismatched outfits are better than the toddler room’s mismatched outfits. It’s bad enough they send home these freaking “homework assignments” once a month. It’s not like I … More Crazy Hair Day
