You know the old saying, “Imitation is the highest form of flattery”? Does anyone else think this is a crock of shit? There is nothing that irritates me more than a copycat; mimicking my mannerisms, behavior, hobbies, hairstyle, the way I talk, or opinions (once their own differing opinion was previously stated). So, I wanted to … More Flattery or F-ing Annoying?
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There are 6 things I take, religiously, every day of my life: Cayenne Ginger Lemon Juice Milk Thistle Evening Primrose Oil and the mother of all oils: Black Seed Oil Evening Primrose Oil is known to…
MacKenzie is obsessed with cats. We had a cat once, but it shit on the Christmas Tree skirt and I had to get rid of it. Plus, I was allergic. It wasn’t just the cat, though. We had a miniature pot belly pig that shat in the laundry room and all over our side yard, … More Catch a Cat
I apologize for the back-to-back bee posts, but it is that time of year! So bee patient… I promise I will throw a bit more variety into the mix, next post. If you can recall, I did a split of H1 last month. If you can’t recall, here is the link to –> Split – 21 … More Drone Genocide
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Hello dear reader(s)! So I do apologize for my lateness. Things have been going on in the House o’ Josh and Hannah that have taken my attention and focus as well as my desire to do anything involving the use of my brain or actual work. As I am…
My bees are stuck up. They can be described as nothing short of what my dad likes to call “Upper Pithington Smithe”. I provide a stable, sturdy hive for them to call home. I fill their hive boxes with symmetrical frames, and measure them during each inspection for perfect width and “bee space”. I even … More Bobby Pins, Brad Nails, and Beer
When looking for a quick, healthy dinner to throw together for the family, I often turn to a variation of a Japanese fast-food favorite that I experienced during my time in Okinawa: a Teriyaki Chicken Bowl. The original dish was made with white rice, chicken, and broccoli florets, served in a bowl, all swimming in a … More Teriyaki Chicken Bowl – Minus the Bowl
On behalf of all dumbasses out there, I would like to accept this insignificant award of Dermatologist’s Worst Nightmare… I spent the past weekend with my mom down in Daytona Beach. Ready to soak up an extra dose of Vitamin D and get a nice little glow to my ashen white winter skin, I hit … More It’s Snowing Skin Flakes
During the summer months, I have the most glorious herb garden. Patio containers full of rosemary, thyme, sage, cilantro, basil, and chives, just to name a few, are steps away from my kitchen, begging to be thrown into my newest creation. During the winter months, however, the only herbs that remotely survive inside on the … More Drying Rosemary the Easy Way
This is “Spirit Week” at Kenzie’s Daycare. Why in the hell a daycare needs spirit, I don’t know. I am fairly certain that the six-month olds don’t give a shit if their room’s mismatched outfits are better than the toddler room’s mismatched outfits. It’s bad enough they send home these freaking “homework assignments” once a month. It’s not like I … More Crazy Hair Day
