Bad Chicken Mother – Shut Yo Mouth!

I am a terrible chicken mother. Two weekends ago, our family brought home 13 chicks from the local farm and feed store.  We've raised chickens before but haven't for the past couple of years.  To be honest, raising chickens from chicks is a royal pain in the ass.  We swore up and down that we would never cross …

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Amateur Hour in the Bee Yard

A week and a half ago, approximately 30,000 honeybees were delivered on my front doorstep. I have to admit that I was a little surprised to see my purchase of three, 3-pound boxes of bees delivered.  I must have a ballsy mailman.  Bees in shipment are notorious for picking up “hitchhikers” or other honeybees in …

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Jinxed

Now I’ve gone and done it. I’ve jinxed my hens. After introducing our girls, doesn’t it gosh-darn figure that once I write about them in detail, they start getting picked off, one by one? Granted, we have lost five hens over the past three years to predators (six if you count the teenagers that chicken-napped …

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