Door

Ever have one of those days when you go to walk through a door that appears to be exceedingly heavy, so you set your footing in a wide stance to make up for the cumbersomeness of the door, only to find the door was not as hefty as originally anticipated, thus causing you to overcompensate …

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Meow

It was Easter time, two years ago in the Land of Guam, when I happened upon her.  She was beautiful; her pink and white fur gleamed, and her two black eyes were like bits of polished onyx under the fluorescent lighting.  Her shirt bore the embroidered message “hug me”.  Awwww. She was the most aesthetically …

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Jinxed

Now I’ve gone and done it. I’ve jinxed my hens. After introducing our girls, doesn’t it gosh-darn figure that once I write about them in detail, they start getting picked off, one by one? Granted, we have lost five hens over the past three years to predators (six if you count the teenagers that chicken-napped …

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