Latex Gloves

Do you know when you have one person going into the restroom at the same time another person is leaving, both exerting the same amount of force to open the door, but it not being enough power to hint that there is someone on the other side of the door, causing both parties involved to … More Latex Gloves

The Bloody Mary Trials

Anyone who knows me, understands my love of Bloody Marys.  I incorporate them into… well, just about any occasion that I can: Just completed a 12-day work week?  Bloody Marys!  Early dinner out at a restaurant?  Bloody Mary!  Overnight guests?  Bloody Mary Bar in the morning!  Easter Brunch?  Bloody Marys!  Shitty day at work?  Screw … More The Bloody Mary Trials


I’ve been Advo-Free for exactly one week now, and let me tell you…. I feel great! My husband created a pretty intense dumbbell-only, full-body, four-day-a-week workout plan.  Each day consists of four to six exercises, three sets of reps each, with alternating sit-ups, jumping jacks, planks, and a run on the treadmill between each exercise.  Total … More Advo-Frreeeeeeee!

I am an Advo-Failure

AdvoCare – Day 2 … 8:30 last night and I was still wired.  I made the command decision to forgo my last bedtime supplement. Still…  I didn’t sleep last night.  Not going to blame that on AdvoCare just yet, though, since my sleep schedule seems to be a bit screwed up again.  The hubby and … More I am an Advo-Failure