Today's 'Daily Prompt' was a bit repetitive from a recent post, so I thought I would entertain you with a little story instead. Mouths are fucking gross. I'm not sure why I have such a deep-seeded aversion to dentistry. I'm an avid flosser. I brush two, sometimes three times a day. I scrape my tongue. …
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A Baseball Named Karma
Last Thursday, my son's summer baseball season ended with a great big championship game win and a story for you, my dear readers. Back when Jameson's baseball season started, I noticed one of the other mothers sitting by herself during one of the practices. Her lawn chair was parked away from all of the other parents and she seemed …
Crazy Hair Day
This is "Spirit Week" at Kenzie's Daycare. Why in the hell a daycare needs spirit, I don't know. I am fairly certain that the six-month olds don't give a shit if their room's mismatched outfits are better than the toddler room's mismatched outfits. It's bad enough they send home these freaking "homework assignments" once a month. It's not like I …