Owner’s Manual

What's something you believe everyone should know. Wouldn't it be really cool if we all came with an owner's manual at birth? Look how much time and money would be saved if we only knew how our individual beings functioned! Welcome to the world, Cari! Your blood type is A+. Congratulations! This is one of …

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Nanometer Stressors

What's the best piece of advice you've ever received? "Revenge is best served cold." Kidding. I don't even know what that means. While I'm the Queen of Grudges, personally inflicting revenge on someone is completely outside my purview. I'll let Karma take care of that, thank you very much. The best piece of advice I've …

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DIY Liars

Two weeks after being diagnosed with a severe allergic response to limonene and fragrance mix II, my allergist added "propolis" to the list after a delayed response marker appeared on my back.  Shit. Propolis is resin collected by honeybees used to fill crevices and to seal honeycombs.  Fucking bee glue. Confused on why I would …

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