Do you know when you have one person going into the restroom at the same time another person is leaving, both exerting the same amount of force to open the door, but it not being enough power to hint that there is someone on the other side of the door, causing both parties involved to get the royal shit scared out of them?
Well, it happened to me this morning, only the lady walking into the restroom was wearing latex gloves. As we were laughing about our mutual scare and each apologizing profusely for being such a rat-bastard alarmist, she touched my bare arm with her gloved hand!
Sitting at my desk, my mind is racing – WHY WAS SHE WEARING LATEX GLOVES?!
Was she wearing gloves into the restroom because she didn’t want to contract something inside the restroom? What does she know?! Should I hunt this woman down and demand her tell me who/what she is so afraid of in this building that she feels it necessary to don gloves before using the restroom?
Was she wearing the gloves while performing her job, but forgot to pull them off before using the facilities? What is her profession and why is it necessary to wear latex gloves during the performance of said occupation? What does she handle? Food, microorganisms, fecal matter?!
Was she wearing the gloves to protect others from something that she has contracted?! Have the integrity of said gloves been compromised in any way since she put them on? A rip? A tear? A minute pin-prick allowing a minuscule infectious disease spore to escape through the puncture? Is this how the zombie apocalypse will begin?!
I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! Time to go hunt down an anti-bacterial wipe and swab my arm!!
viCARIously Speaking 
You are hilarious lol
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🙂 That is one way to describe my thought-process, lol. Thanks for reading/commenting!
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I love you Cari. Your Larry David moments bring a huge smile to my face and start my day off with laughter!
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Glad I could provide a chuckle! Thank you Nathan, for reading/commenting. I love you too!
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That should be a law on the books. If you are wearing gloves of any kind, you do not touch another person’s bare skin! What you do to your own bare skin is between you and God. But how dare you touch me, I don’t know where that glove’s been!
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Haha, right?!
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Why would she be going INTO the bathroom wearing gloves??? Was she going to keep them on while doing her business?? Was she going to just wash her gloves?? What office did she come from…Food Safety and Inspection Service, or the cafeteria??? Too many questions for me!!!
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See?! I don’t know which department she works in, but she definitely was making a beeline into a stall, wearing the gloves.
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Lmao….not knowing her reasoning for wearing those gloves was killing you inside just a lil. You failed to touch on another reason….maybe she was having safe hand sex!
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Oh. My. God.
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Funny, thanks!
…but also scary. Food for thought, but not too much thought as we will all become obsessive compulsive.
Elisabeth
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Right?! Thanks for reading!!
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